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Hey there night crawlers, night shifters, night timers, plankers. It’s your guide maker CrystalShift! and I’m finally here to make a long requested guide for The Night District, which you guys also call The Red Moon District, The Red Boar District, The Granny District, Etc.

Also, NinjaKillah and Darkmage333 please for the love of god refrain from commenting “You mean the red light district? Hahaha, I don’t need a guide for that one” No I do not mean that, we know you guys are 16, it is literally illegal for you guys to solicit sex. …


Hey there, I’m writing a diary again, mostly because the last time my therapist read it she quietly mouthed “what the fuck”, caught herself doing it, felt guilty, then tried to pretend I didn’t catch her doing that and just asked me to keep writing for more next session, then we talked about how I’m “trying to be apathetic so the world can’t hurt me and its driving people away” for an hour or so.

Anyways, let’s get to it, my old lady neighbor seems to be letting another old couple move in with her as their old apartment building…


Hey there! Nice to meet you! Jackie, right? Look, Jackie, I know we just met, I know I said some romantic things on that app about us being meant to be because you’re a Capricorn and I’m a Virgo or whatever, by the way, I lied about that. I’m a Libra, I think, I don’t watch sports to know.

Yes, I know I begged for us to “meet at the local taco place as fast as possible” because we “couldn’t let this chance slip by” and all that, but I actually just need your hel- what? No, this is not…


Alright, look, I’m starting to think that maybe this city is not a healthy place for me, I moved here barely 2 months ago and I’ve been experiencing some real freaky shit. I’m not going to say WHERE I moved to, because last time I barely even hinted where my location was there was someone at my door 2 days later saying they saw my post on the internet and that they were here “to fix my problem”, even though it was a dog post on Reddit (yes, I know, listen, I was lonely and I wanted internet strangers to…


Hey! If you’re reading this, well, then I’m probably alive, I’m not really in any danger to be honest, but still. You want to hear about a cult don’t you?

Anyways, I like to call myself a “Private Detective” because I love solving mysteries, my parents personally call me “Unemployed” and “Fuckin’ Loser” and “Please find a real job” and I just want them to know I’m trying my best and the job market is real competitive right now.

I’m living in this real rundown apartment complex, sometimes the water doesn’t work, sometimes there’s no power for more than 2…


I’ve decided to write and maintain a diary about my normal shift in this convenience store near my house, partly out of boredom, partly because my therapist is running out of ideas to “fix” me.

Anyways, I work graveyard shifts in a convenience store near me, Palmart, yes, I know, why they haven’t been sued to the ground is a mystery both to me and to my dear old lady neighbor who can’t quite remember things so well anymore so she keeps calling me by her long gone husband’s name and keeps asking why I’m “sleeping in another apartment”, she’s…


Darkest Dungeon came out in February of 2015, when i was 14, and it was also a time period where i would have to deal with a lot of personal stuff, a lot of it stuff that a then teenager like me was quite definitely not equipped to deal with, so Darkest Dungeon, being an incredibly tough game, definitely did not catch my attention at the time, as i dropped it almost instantly after it gave me a sound beating.

Oddly enough, from time to time, I keep redownloading the game to try to beat it again, just to uninstall…

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